Every muscle in my boy aches. Particularly my pelvic muscles. I could not figure out why I was having body pains. Pretty quickly my slightly hypochondriac mind conjured up malaria as a possibility. Oh, no did I forget my Mefloquin?? Just as I was reaching for that box of Coartem and the phone to call the Peace Corps Medical Office with my diagnosis, I remembered. Limbo.
Two days ago, it started with just two girls coming to see me. They sat on my porch with me and answered a satisfied “yes” to every question I posed or statement I made. “How old are you?” “Yes”, “Do you like school?” “Yes” “What is your name?” “Yes” They didn’t know what I said. Didn’t care, they were just pleased to be hobnobbing it with Madam Wendy. I didn’t ask them to call me. Makes it sound like I run a house of ill repute. Eventually when they agreed that yes, their hair was on fire, I stopped talking. And we just sat. Can I just interject here to say that I am not a person who loves children? Don’t get me wrong, there are children that I love. Like my nephew. There are even children that I like. My nephew again and two of my four godchildren. I’M KIDDING! I don’t dislike them, but I don’t like them solely on the basis that they are children. That’s fair, right? But I digress.
Anyway, two more girls happened by. This is it is in the village. Where two or three are gathered, more will come. Never fails. I suppose the person walking by assumes they are missing out on something important, then it looks more important because now there are ten people standing in a huddle. Snowball effect.
Anyway the second set of girls were carrying groundnuts they had just picked. They dumped a few in my hands then sat down with us. One girl started tossing the nuts in the air trying to catch them in her mouth. We watched, cheered and laughed. Then another started doing it. Since I figured they weren’t leaving any time soon, I got in on the act. That sent them over the edge when they saw me participating. They started shrieking the trademark Zambian sound of excitement, surprise, or reaction to a juicy story “Ee-yaaay!” When you try it, pretend your voice is on a fast moving boomerang. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
From there we were tossing nuts into each other’s mouths and missing most of the time. I just said a blessing in my mind over those nuts because nobody’s hands were clean and the ones we missed, were picked up and thrown again. From there the girls picked up a long stick and played a game similar to the concept of a SkipIt. I’m old. They dragged the stick side to side while the player jumped over it. Seemed easy enough. And fun so I jumped in and kept egging the girl on “Faster, Faster” I think she figured I was old and wouldn’t be able to keep up if she went faster but I wanted to play. She sped up, I tripped. Oh well.
By now a group of at least 20 children were watching from the church yard. They edged closer and closer until finally I told them to come on and play. Let the games begin!
High Jump
Two people held a stick for the players to take a running leap over. Like hurdles. Each round they raised the stick higher and higher. I played until my foot caught the stick at knee level. The last players were jumping at chest level. I mean a grown woman’s chest with very supportive underwire. I literally could not watch in the moment they went over, sure somebody was about to take a spill. Some did, but these kids were amazing. Particularly the last girl standing. She was so long and graceful, it looked effortless. The last boy had the holders with the stick at neck level before I put a stop to it. He was going to try it though?
Limbo
I suggested the Limbo as an alternative. Can you believe they’ve never heard of it? Usually I am not the most limber person when I play this ku America. But that day I was leaning and shimmying, dusting those kids. They really struggled to bend over backwards, as young as they were. So I came in and cleaned up. I leaned back so far, I saw the stick, the sky, then the kids behind me cheering me on. I think that was about the time rigor mortis set in. But in that moment, it was worth it. I’d started to feel like the mean old lady that only ever said, “Muli Shani”, “Get out of my trash pit!”, and “Uh uh, tecissuam (that’s bad)”. But today I wasn’t dismissing them or waving them away like flies. We were having fun.
When it started getting late and they had to go home, in a dejected voice I asked “Oh, you’re leaving? Ok. See you tomorrow”